English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Were you ever arrested?
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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
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Change In Fashion
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This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...