Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Horse or chicken?
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What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...