You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!