The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...