Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...