Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!