Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.