A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...