You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...