Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Buying drinks at a bar
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Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Scared sleeping
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Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...