An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...