Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...