Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...