Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.