Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...