Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...