A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...