GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...