There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...