One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
The Feline Diet
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Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
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Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...