Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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