What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...