Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...