You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!