What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...