134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...