Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...