Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...