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Why did the condom fly across the road?
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Wedding Questions and Answers
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Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...