I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
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Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...