Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.