Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...