Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...