Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...