This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...