Here’s your fee schedule
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Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...