Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...