Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...