Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...