You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....