Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...