Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....