Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!