Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...