A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.