Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...