Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...