Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...