Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...