Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...