Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...